Wedding day autopsy

AUTOPSY

DEAL

The caring Tenpasenta Church is never backward in coming forward with great new money saving ideas for you that also mean extra business for us.
We now offer all Tenpasenta newly married couples the option of having a FREE autopsy done on themselves just after the service.
Couples can save over £4000, but would also have to agree to a Premium funeral done by us.
Couples having a FREE wedding day autopsy will also benefit from being happily married until death do they part, something much of the population cannot boast, they can even have a joint funeral which would be a truly romantic departure.
Many people get buried or cremated in their old wedding clothes, brides can have their wedding dresses dyed black while they are having their autopsy, only £50.
No need to cancel the wedding reception as this can become the wake. Grieving relatives will enjoy our bar facilities.

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	PRIORITY
	Why not let him or her go first then opt out yourself, an excellent way to benefit from your new partners will, and live to enjoy it, but remember don't tell them, but do tell us. £4000 fee.

CONSIDER

Remember, having an autopsy is a big decision to make, it will effect you and your partners whole future.
As a couple you should decide it's the right move for you, but with £4000 worth of savings to be made, don't think too long or hard and miss out.
Just before the euthanasia process (being pushed down the stairs) if one of you change your mind, and we had not arranged a secret opt out for one of you, we will carry on regardless, this is a joint offer* and we are not prepared to go back on a contract just because of last minute thoughts.
*if one of you opt out we will give you the nod, if both of you secretly opt out we will still take our fee which will then be £8000, you will be told in good time before your crocodile tears, we're not playing Golden balls.