Wedding extras.

EXTRAS

GOODIES

Our very own choir can be hired at high rates, formed in 1958 they have won several singing awards, even appearing in the audience on a 1978 edition of the BBC's Songs of Praise. Unfortunately only seven of the original forty singers are alive today, three of which do not suffer dementia and they still sound great.
Remember the Tenpasenta singers will not be around forever (thank goodness), so book now.

Give your wedding a touch of class by sending our bespoke beautifully hand written style invitation cards. Each card exudes quality, giving your invited guests a taste of things to come.
Discounts for purchases over 1000. Or £1 each.
By using a black marker pen these can be simply updated to a funeral invitation, giving them a duel use and extra value.

We offer a large selection of unique wedding flowers.
All flowers have been locally sourced and are available at very competitive prices.
No need to book ahead as we can supply on the day of your wedding.
You can visit several flower arrangement displays left around our graveyard, point out the arrangement you are interested in and you will find an exact "copy" ready for your wedding ceremony.
In a novel twist we have noticed many brides who throw a wreath after their wedding are trying to throw it over a nearby lamp post, three have succeeded. Good luck.

For an extra charge Mark the vicar will visit your Hen night and Brian can come to your Stag party. They will then give a quick talk about the importance of donating money to the Tenpasenta Church.
After you buy them a pint or two they will give out special souvenir Tenpasenta Church gifts.

BOYS:
Sacramental selection® pack of 4 flavoured condoms. that's it.

GIRLS:
More practical gifts for girls due to our lack of imagination.
1. If the bride is already pregnant we have 4 Shroud of Turin® terry nappies.
2. If the bride mistimed the honeymoon, we have Blood of Christ® sanitary towels or New testament® tampons.

Attractive female guests may find themselves invited back to the vicar's private apartments and given a personal service by the vicar himself, a treat indeed (For him).