Wedding extras.

EXTRAS

GOODIES

Our very own choir can be hired at high rates, formed in 1958 they have won several singing awards, even appearing in the audience on a 1978 edition of the BBC's Songs of Praise.
Unfortunately only seven, sorry 4 of the original forty singers are alive today, three of which do not suffer dementia and still sound great.
Remember the Tenpasenta singers will not be around forever (thank goodness), so book now.

Give your wedding a touch of class by sending our bespoke beautifully hand written style invitation cards. Each card exudes quality, giving your invited guests a taste of the luxurious things to come.
Discounts for purchases over 1000. Or just £1 each. Call for details.
By using a black marker pen these unique invitation cards can be simply updated to a funeral invitation, giving them a duel use and added extra value.

FLOWERS

We offer a large selection of unique wedding flowers.
All flowers have been locally sourced and are available to you at very competitive prices.
No need to book ahead as we can supply on the day of your wedding.
You can visit several flower arrangement displays left around our graveyard, point out the arrangement you are interested in, and you will find an exact "copy" ready for you at your wedding ceremony.
In a novel twist we have noticed many brides who throw a wreath after their wedding are trying to throw it over a nearby lamp post, three have succeeded. Good luck. No prize is given.

VISITS

Mark the vicar is happy to visit your Hen party, especially if you like playing Vicars and Tarts. Attractive female guests may find themselves invited back to the vicar's private apartments and given a personal service by the vicar himself, a treat indeed (For him, dirty old sod).
Brian likes the Stag parties better, especially if it's a gay couple. We've just noticed that that is a bit strange....it could be a case of backs to the wall next time we see Brian.