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Being one of Europe’s most reputable Churches means we have to invest in the very best digital camera technology to capture your big day to the highest standards possible. By buying directly from the Atomic Weapons Agency in Tehran, means we have obtained some pretty slick industrial grade photographic equipment. We have yet to find a proper use for the “X-ray from twenty yards” option, but I'm sure we'll think of something. Mark the vicar has tested the X-ray facility while doing a webcast from an impoverished part of Hong Kong, he claims the function had probably been disabled by the Iranians for safety reasons as he noticed nothing special beyond the cameras ability to make people look a lot slimmer.
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| In this age of digital imaging, making a quality wedding film has never been easier or more profitable.
Using skills learned from making our own funeral service films, we are proud to offer a very personal in house Wedding Movie Service. We offer customers a choice of the most modern video formats available, including the new and very popular HD DVD! Prices start at only £50 for a ten minute unedited budget movie, which basically consists of the opening titles and end credits. £8,000 buys our full wedding day special, we follow the happy couple for the whole day or until our batteries go flat, these videos are guaranteed to bore even your closest relative shitless. (If you were to opt into our free autopsy offer, we can film that too, free.) |
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