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Exotic meals for you.

We offer a choice of two luxurious meals for both normal people and vegetarians (vegans better grow up), both meals are hand prepared by our own in-house catering team, who will collect your choice from Sainsburys' restaurant only five minutes drive away.
At only £12 per head, not only are these nutritious meals everybody will love, but fantastic value too.

Fantastic food
Vegetarian option, great
Napkins
BBQ

We have two large patio areas at the vicarage, both are open for use by our wedding parties on fair days.
The south facing patio has stunning views across woolston, great for photos, the East facing patio has a built in barbecue area (made from donated bricks) for those too cheap to use our catering, it also happens to face the crematorium so there is some kind of irony there.
Just a short walk from here is our Church gift shop, look at the paving on your way as it's a selection of some of best gravestones found here during excavations in the 1970's, tell your friends as many are available to purchase at fair prices.
You can also cut through to our our Premier Church from here, this is a great photo opportunity for those liking that traditional Church look but were too tight fisted to get married there in the first place, alcoholics will be pleased to hear that there is also a fully licenced bar within the Church, show your guest membership pass and receive free ice with your beer.

Newly built outdoor cooking area.
Dinner hall 1

During your reception at the Tenpasenta vicarage, why not take a look at the tennis courts and swimming pool around the back, be careful because the fence here is electrified to 2000 volts.
Imagine what it must be like to be as wealthy as the vicar, funny to think that part of being rich is having these kinds of sporting facilities yet never use them.
Its been said that he even leaves all the house lights on day or night, now there's extravagance, and a finger up to the green brigade.
Remember that by having your wedding with us you are buying into this ultimate luxury yourself for the day, please don't visit uninvited because you will not be welcome, drunkards will be stripped of their wallet and ejected from the estate.

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