Wedding Reception

RECEPTION

FACILITIES

Tenpasenta Church members have always been able to use the vicarage gardens for their wedding photographs after giving us cash donations, but now we have opened part of the vicarage ground floor for wedding receptions or wakes for any paying customers.
We have released enough space for up to 2000 standing, or 800 sitting guests.
This is a fantastic opportunity for everyone to see how well Mark the vicar and his hangers on live. You will see for yourself why donations and high service fees are so important to our Church.

Resident grave digger and sub under vicar Brian is the pit Boss of our Monte Carlo style rigged casino.
The casino is the largest casino in Woolston, boasting the latest video fruit machines, including the Crazy Crucifix whose mega jackpot is still rising, in fact it's never been won since we opened legally in 2008, could one of your wedding guests be our first big winner? Doubt it.
We also offer traditional table games such as Blackjack, Roulette, Bingo and noughts and crosses.
If you wanted a first rate disco party, our locum nun Sister Mary can "spin the discs" for only £200 plus a running bar tab, good value indeed.

Tenpasenta parties never stop.

Vicarage closes at 12pm sharp. (Unless we're all enjoying ourselves.)

AROUND

	All around the vicarage are areas of outstanding photographic beauty, you will find special plaques marking these photo opportunities. These spots are an invaluable aid in keeping your wedding album nice and uniform, that way when you check out a friends wedding pictures you can say "we stood there too". One such point is the view across the VIP car park facing our original wooden Budget Church, if you are lucky you may catch a budget wedding or funeral in progress, always good for a laugh, call your guests and stand around pointing at them.

Great views.

Take a well deserved rest before your night of non-stop loving in our beautiful south facing "Sun lounge", with views over the lawns towards our self storage facility, cremation pyres, mortuary, Southampton water and the local sewerage works, we're sure you will agree it's a memorable sight.
Left is a pretend live webcam view, imagine yourselves in those comfy old chairs reading our hefty bill, and basking in the warmth of the Southampton sun.....well, we can guarantee the bill.

relax

CIVIL

	We notice the money making potential of civil partnerships, and being a Church where religious bigotry is out the window, gay weddings are VERY welcome. Using our specially built gays only ceremony room, you and your special friend can tie the knot out of public view. Remember Pink is banned in most parts of the Tenpasenta estate as it unsettles the dead. Some people in the wedding industry would add an unnecessary premium to the wedding charge just because of the gay angle, this attitude to gay weddings is one we feel to be abhorrent, hence we have introduced a £500 levy to be donated to the Tenpasenta Church anti-gay marriage rip off fund, a non-charitable donation to cover the embarrassment of watching men kiss, watching girls kiss however does not worry us so much, but we'll take the levy anyway to cover secret filming for the Mark the vicars personal use later.

	Marry today, the Tenpasenta way.
	ONLY £3,500 + tax & levy!

NOTE

We only ever host one Premium wedding reception per day, all our staff are dedicated to making your day the most special day ever, even though to be honest every reception is pretty much as special as another, bloody boring to be honest.
Note, only new or ultra luxury cars may be parked in the VIP parking bays, ANY vehicle parked here and deemed to lower the tone will be removed to the far end of the estate next to the funeral pyres, examples include Porsche Cayenne, Fiat Multipla, and all brightly coloured cars, if you bought one of these we recommend you seek psychiatric care.
We have provided 3 disabled bays, these are for disabled drivers or passengers and have not been provided for wealthy drivers who believe that having a few quid entitles them to park where they want, one such Bentley continental driver was more than a little surprised to find his car re-parked off the end of our quay.